tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-60921829739724597542011-07-08T08:17:35.801-04:00"Nine seasons of gold" or "How I spent early adulthood"Derrekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08832570111850706658noreply@blogger.comBlogger71100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6092182973972459754.post-5737389734578553812010-03-21T23:30:00.002-04:002010-03-21T23:33:37.540-04:00I don't like fish. Despite not being able to eat most of the creatures on Earth, I'm still over-weight.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6092182973972459754-573738973457855381?l=kramersapartment.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Derrekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08832570111850706658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6092182973972459754.post-3837276265545989032010-03-21T20:22:00.003-04:002010-03-21T21:40:23.933-04:00In a mad website cross-referencing spree (God save the hyperlink!), I ran across Kenny Kramer's website (the real Kramer). Except for the lack of fruit buying advice and zaniness reduced an order of magnitude, the site is much like what I imagine COSMO Kramer's site would look like. Kenny Kramer maintains the site himself. It is very much a personal website, complete with links to his friends' web pages. A lot of the content is about his reality tour in NYC. With Kenny himself as the tour guide, participants are shown various locations in NYC that appear in the actual show. Apparently Kenny made enough money to sustain himself by creating some kind of electronic jewelry decades ago. He seems like a very interesting guy.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6092182973972459754-383727626554598903?l=kramersapartment.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Derrekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08832570111850706658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6092182973972459754.post-27736388749912764142010-03-20T14:38:00.002-04:002010-03-20T14:40:41.062-04:00I've added a Seinfeld episode list <a href="http://kramersapartment.blogspot.com/p/seinfeld-episode-list.html">here</a>. This can be used to determine which season an episode is in.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6092182973972459754-2773638874991276414?l=kramersapartment.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Derrekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08832570111850706658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6092182973972459754.post-13461666681812397902010-03-15T19:00:00.000-04:002010-03-19T21:52:31.590-04:00<em>Bruce</em> <strong>Dark</strong><br /><em>Wayne</em> <strong>Knight</strong><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6092182973972459754-1346166668181239790?l=kramersapartment.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Derrekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08832570111850706658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6092182973972459754.post-35205380891163160782010-03-14T14:42:00.000-04:002010-03-19T21:52:31.597-04:00Portly, scheming man<br />Always greeted with disdain<br />The mail never stops<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6092182973972459754-3520538089116316078?l=kramersapartment.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Derrekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08832570111850706658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6092182973972459754.post-6888441368232602122010-03-14T10:47:00.000-04:002010-03-19T21:52:31.604-04:001) Roll-out tie dispenser, <em>Season 1: The Stock Tip</em><br />2) Pizza place where you make your own pie, <em>Season 1: Male Unbonding </em><br />3) A bladder system for oil tankers, <em>Season 9: The Voice</em><br />4) Fleet of rickshaws for New York, <em>Season 9: The Bookstore</em><br />5) Bra for men - the Bro, <em>Season 6: The Doorman</em><br /><br />Other notable ideas: <br />Cologne that smells like the beach, <em>Season 3: The Pez Dispenser & Season 4: The Pick</em><br />Coffee table book about coffee tables, <em>Season 5: The Cigar Store Indian</em><br />Restaurant named PB&J's, <em>Season 7: The Friars Club</em><br />Car with a periscope, <em>Season 7: The Invitations</em><br />Bottle containing both mustard and ketchup <em>Season 9: The Voice</em><br /><br />"Best business idea" means funniest in context with the dialogue in the show, I’m not looking for investors<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6092182973972459754-688844136823260212?l=kramersapartment.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Derrekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08832570111850706658noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6092182973972459754.post-82041395816696001902010-03-13T16:27:00.000-05:002010-03-19T21:52:31.611-04:00Stay tuned for rants about Seinfeld (triple exclamation marks)<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6092182973972459754-8204139581669600190?l=kramersapartment.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Derrekhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08832570111850706658noreply@blogger.com0