I don't like fish. Despite not being able to eat most of the creatures on Earth, I'm still over-weight.

The Real Kramer

In a mad website cross-referencing spree (God save the hyperlink!), I ran across Kenny Kramer's website (the real Kramer). Except for the lack of fruit buying advice and zaniness reduced an order of magnitude, the site is much like what I imagine COSMO Kramer's site would look like. Kenny Kramer maintains the site himself. It is very much a personal website, complete with links to his friends' web pages. A lot of the content is about his reality tour in NYC. With Kenny himself as the tour guide, participants are shown various locations in NYC that appear in the actual show. Apparently Kenny made enough money to sustain himself by creating some kind of electronic jewelry decades ago. He seems like a very interesting guy.

Episode List

I've added a Seinfeld episode list here. This can be used to determine which season an episode is in.

The Batman - Newman connection?

Bruce Dark
Wayne Knight

Newman Haiku

Portly, scheming man
Always greeted with disdain
The mail never stops

Kramer's best business ideas

1) Roll-out tie dispenser, Season 1: The Stock Tip
2) Pizza place where you make your own pie, Season 1: Male Unbonding
3) A bladder system for oil tankers, Season 9: The Voice
4) Fleet of rickshaws for New York, Season 9: The Bookstore
5) Bra for men - the Bro, Season 6: The Doorman

Other notable ideas:
Cologne that smells like the beach, Season 3: The Pez Dispenser & Season 4: The Pick
Coffee table book about coffee tables, Season 5: The Cigar Store Indian
Restaurant named PB&J's, Season 7: The Friars Club
Car with a periscope, Season 7: The Invitations
Bottle containing both mustard and ketchup Season 9: The Voice

"Best business idea" means funniest in context with the dialogue in the show, I’m not looking for investors

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